11 - Crock Hunter

It's not anywhere near as exciting watching the Crock Hunter play with a big Crock, or go face to face with a venomous snake. We now know they didn't kill him..

10 - Undercover Police Interceptor..

Don't you think they'd remove the "Police Interceptor" plaque from the back of undercover/unmarked Police Interceptors?

9 - Pickups

Came home today. Guy in my development has a car (pickup?) cover on a pickup truck. Can't decide if that's weirder than handicap plates on a pickup or not.

8 - Rythmic Gynmastics

Sitting around, doing some reading on a quiet Saturday and watching that oh so difficult Olympic sport - rythmic gymastics. Or in other words, dancing and throwing a hula hoop.

7 - Password

When your wife puts a password on her home computer - it's time to call a lawyer..

6 - Olympics 2...

I mean, if there is swimming at medals for every two meters from 50 to 1500, shouldn't there be more medals in other sports? Like basketball at 2 on 2, 3 on 3 and HORSE?

Oh, today I learned that trampoline is an Olympic sport and in 2012 softball isn't..

5 - Mens Water Polo

In these polically correct days am I allowed to comment on mens water polo? I mean, they wear Speedo's and little kerchiefs...

4 - Medals

Is it fair that the basketball teams, or the volleyball teams have to work the whole Olympics for a single medal, and yet in swimming, they give a medal for swimming the freestyle for 43 seconds? And not just that, but just in case you're not good at 50 meters, they've got 100 meters, 150 meters, 200. Come on along everyone, because eventually, if all the good swimmers are tired, you can run the 102 meter race and win...

3 - Womens Volleyball

Have you ever seen women with smaller boobs? Oh, and why these kinda Speedo bikini bottoms? We've got women from all over the world in great shape, in very little clothes, and they wear these little speedo things that makk their asses look huge. The butts curve - the Speedo's don't. Time for a new style..

2 - The Olympics

I'm working in a clients cafeteria and the Olympics is on in the background. I see the sport - 5 guys, bouncing a ball, throwing it into a net. It's a cooky combination of basketball, soccer and field hockey (no sticks of course). The guy sitting with me says it's team handball or something (I just checked Wikipedia - 7 guys I guess). You throw the ball. A goalie blocks it (not often). You can take 3 steps unless you dribble.

Are you kidding me? TEAM HANDBALL is an Olympic sport and Softball is not as of 2012? And don't get me started on synchronized swimming..

1 - Speedo and The Office Beotch..

Whats worse - a guy 70's in a speedo, or an out of shape guy in his 50's in one of those Lance Armstrong biking outfits?

You can tell how much a guy gets yelled out at home - it's directly proportional to how much he yells at you at work.