19 - Salad for Dinner

A salad is not dinner. Seems no matter how much salad I have, unless there's a MEAT involved, I'm hungry in an hour. It's as if my body is saying "you had the salad, where's the meal.." Almost a Pavlovian reaction - "I had Ceasar salad, that means a Ruth's Chris Rib Eye's comin..."

18 - The Dancing Boy and the Dog

So I took a video because my son was dancing in the house to Cotten Eye Joe, and the dog is sitting in front of him looking at him, then at me then the kitchen and back. I watched it two or three times and she seems to be saying "look at this ridiculous movement he's doing - and he gets to eat at the table and me off the floor - he shits INSIDE and I shit OUTSIDE - Look AT HIM - I think you got this all backwards.." She eventually heads off to the kitchen disgusted..