55 - The shortest distance..

The shortest distance between two places......is for those that don't ride....

54 - Crunchy Peanut Butter

On the side of Walmart Crunchy Peanut Butter - Allergy Warning: Contains Peanuts. Really? Ya think?

52 - Daddy Where do I Come From

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

52 - Daddy Where do I Come From

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

51 - Omar Minaya

Isiah Thomas in spanish.

50 - Abe Beard

Abe Lincoln beards only look good on one person. Abe Lincoln. The beard made Abe look trustworthy. It made the mailman over by Raintree look crazy...like a mailman needs something to HELP with crazy...

49 - Longest Day..

I always hear how some day in the middle of summer is the longest day of the year. Isn't this, the day we roll clocks back, the longest day of the year? It's 25 hours long?

48 - Scoobie Doo...

I think I would have liked Scoobie Doo better if the plot for every episode wasn't exactly the same..

47 - Eggs..

I know it's not earth shattering - but isn't it odd that it takes more water to boil 2 eggs than 6? If you're boiling 6, the eggs displace enough water to cover the eggs. If you're boiling two, there's very little displaced, you have to put in enough water to cover the eggs..