Wednesday, February 24, 2010

62 - Love Love..

My brother has this half-in-law named Love. Smokin, but that's not the point here. How do you tell a girl named Love you Love her? You call her Love, how does she know you're not callin her? Do ya gotta go "Love Love" every time?

You know sometimes you shorten and you call out "Love.." like "Honehy". Remember Lovey in Gilligans Island? But if her name is Love, whats short for that? Do you call her "Hate"?

Monday, February 22, 2010

61 - Olympic Mop?

Who's the official mop sponsor of the 2010 Winter Olympics? I'm sorry folks, Curling isn't a sport. I think this curler picture speaks volumes...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

60 - TIger I Am..

I do not care what Tiger has to say.
I do not care that he hit a tree.
I do not care that he's repaired his knee.
I do not care if he cheated on his wife.
I do not care if she chased him with a knife.
I do not care, what Tiger has to say.
Please stop talking about Tiger on ESPN all day..