27 - Mall Security

Are these old men riding around the mall parking lot in jeeps that say "Security" really doing anything? I mean, aren't thiefs smart enough to wait till they get to the other side of the parking lot?

26 - Men and Women

I'm not sure why women complain. Women are very difficult to figure out. But men? Women have it easy. You want to figure out a man, pretend your a penis. Thats it..

25 - Life..

life. just like I pictured it. only littered with assholes and ingrates, speed bumps and detours. Actually, nothing like I pictured it..

24 - Rock..

Friend says to me "Rock & Roll & Ride" is short, sweet, to the point (as opposed to me, but thats another topic). What is "& Roll". It's Rock. What does adding "& Roll" add? What does it mean? We don't put a guitar riff on a bun. The dudes on stage don't roll around all that often. Frankly, Rock & Mosh is more accurate. Roll goes better with Ride than it does with Rock..

23 - Harley ask "Why do you ride.."

chicks...

2 hours of quiet, separated from the world, listening to one of the two or three greatest sounds ever, an hour stop for some good grub with your buds, followed by a couple of hour hops, maybe with a cigar or coffee stop on the way back. The ride is like being free, nipping around corners on slices of tire, maybe Bon Jovi says it best 'on a steel horse I ride'. I ride cause I'm free, it's exciting, its a great thrill to kick a roads butt, and cause there are always great people around.

Did I mention chicks?

22 - Pasta - WTF?

I'm Jewish. You know what we used to have for sauce until I was like 12? Ketchup. Right out of the bottle. And usually on egg noodles. So if you think you like pasta, think about me, walking into Il Whatever, and ordering real sauce on real pasta and going "OMG WHAT IS THIS AND BRING ME MORE". I'm pretty much the same way on Ham, particularly Capicolla and Proscuitto, hard cheese and Split Pea soup (it's a totally different soup without the ham)...