22 - Pasta - WTF?

I'm Jewish. You know what we used to have for sauce until I was like 12? Ketchup. Right out of the bottle. And usually on egg noodles. So if you think you like pasta, think about me, walking into Il Whatever, and ordering real sauce on real pasta and going "OMG WHAT IS THIS AND BRING ME MORE". I'm pretty much the same way on Ham, particularly Capicolla and Proscuitto, hard cheese and Split Pea soup (it's a totally different soup without the ham)...