40 - Mens Should Smell Like..

The Herd "we like our men smelling faintly of cologne, faintly of scotch and faintly of success..."

39 - SVP - Pizza without Cheese..

Pizza has to have cheese - and nothing green on pizza either, it's not like Broccoli is gonna make Peperoni and Broccoli pizza healthy!!

I love a white pizza which is JUST dough and 4 cheeses!!! Cheese is the last ingredient I'd take off pizza - cook sauce and cheese and put it on my hand and I'll eat it. Heck, I'll eat just melted cheese...

38 - Salesman..

I got called a fat old salesman today. I got ticked. I'm not a salesman..

37 - Mauve

Mauve was created so that women can have pink carpet, without man having to call it pink...

36 - Makeover Home Edition

When I'm working on a Saturday like today, I watch TV on the computer. In most shows its pretty easy to figure out when it's a new episode on most shows - except for Makeover Home Edition. There are exactly 2 minutes of unique footage on the family - the res? Show me the house, wow it's awful, wow crazy demo, amazing build with lots of folks for a week, big come home, Busdriver move that bus!, amazing house with everybody being amazed, you want to see the rest of your house, well go ahead, welcome home XX family, welcome home. Don't get me wrong, I'm ballin every single time. It's just exactly the same!!

BTW, talk about a show that's gone over the top - they used to fix the old house. Now, they show you the old house, demo it, and build a whole new one with a team of thousands from a local builder. So why show us the disgusting bathroom in the old house, without running water, if you're just gonna wreck it with a flaming dinosaur?