35 - What have we learned today..

How do you break up with a Jewish Girl? Use the words "Oral Sex" in a sentence..

34 - Alimony

Is it a coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in Al-i-mon-y just a bit, it's Al(l)-mi-mon(e)y?

33 - 1/2

1/2 Italian 1/2 Polish - make yourself an offer you can't understand..

32 - Operating Rooms..

32 - Friends son just had a five hour operation. I don't know about you, I don't like standing for five hours. Is it like on TV with the surgeons standing the whole time, or do these guys roll around on little bar stools..

31 - Evie Schubert Quote..

on her way to get her sun while her moon and starzz are on the way..

how poetic..

30 - Pick a Designated Tweeter..

We've all done it - it's 2:30 in the morning. You've had a few. You put a dime in the phone or pick up the cell and dial. You get her, or her machine and you tell her how much you love/hate/want her (yes a booty call).

In the morning, you don't even remember the call. Of course, you can check the cell that you made the call. It's 2009. A friend took a sleeping pill and IM'd me yesterday - a bit more sexually explicit than normal. But today she got up, and did't remember IM me at all. BUT when she sat down, Facebook played back her Ambien assisted IM, word for word. She sent a note to apologize (I hadn't given it a second thought - just how wild do you think a soccer mom is gonna get?)

Be safe. Pick a designated tweeter.

29 - Facebook - Good of Bad?

Someone posted yesterday "Facebook is bull, you stopped talking to these people for a reason." I don't agree. In High School and College we had hundreds of friends and prob thousands of acquaintances. And men were making ALL of our decisions based on hormones. We left many people behind that we should have stayed in touch with then, or that we like as grown ups that we did't like as kids.

I also think that we started to move all over with planes and cars in the 60's thru the 90's, yet only recently did technology catch up where we can actually stay in touch with a lot of old friends.

28 - Breaking Up at 47..

People who get married at 23 just don't get it. Having been married for many years, they have no idea what it's like, even if you've been in and out of relationships and marriages, to be near half a century old and not found someone. If you find someone you like, it takes a bit of time to open your heart. I mean, you've been at this for 35, 40, 45 years and each and every person that's come into your life has NOT been the one. If you meet someone and you crack your heart JUST A LITTLE, you turn up the wick on the pilot light JUST A LITTLE, when you think, after half a century on this planet, may be the person who could make you want to get up every day.

It's difficult when someone snuffs the light out when it's a pilot. It's way harder when you've turned it up just a bit..