Thursday, June 7, 2012

Brooklyn Speech..

I'm not sure that people speak better than they write, just goes by faster. Spend some time in Brooklyn. They add a "b" to supposedly, the word three is pronounced without the "h" and bathroom comes out more like "baatchroom". Picture and Pitcher are said exactly the same. Someone says "see that pitcher over there" I can't tell if they mean a picture, a pitcher of water or Ron Darling...

Rules for Modern Living..

rules for modern living. make sure you know where all the headsets are before starting a wash..

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

MIB3..Great movie but some major holes..

MIB3 - I really like that they are on the 3rd film and I still like the series. All in all a great film BUT I have two issues with the film (and if you don't want to know what happens in the film, stop here).

First, J and 1969 K need to find a spaceship in 1969 to get an amulet into space in the next six hours (its the movies). They decide they need to get to Cape Canaveral for the moon launch thats going up in 6 hours. But there are hundreds of aliens already on earth - each and every one had to get here on a spaceship. 

Second, they are in 1969 somewhere between Queens and Manhattan (and in the run up to You Gotta Believe!! at Shea). Remember we learned in MIB II that the Worlds Fair display contained two spaceships. Did they think getting from Manhattan to Queens was going to take longer than getting to Cape Canaveral?

If you have 15 or 16 boarding groups on a plane with 30 people why don't you just call people by name?

They should get a gate agent for the Chicago flight that doesn't say "Chick-cargo".  Its pronounced "Shicago"...

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

TV Commercial - "I'm Shaquile O'Neil and I'm Comfortable in my own skin." Dude, you are 7'1" and like 330. Who else is gonna fit in your skin? Your skin probably weighs more than an average 12 year old..

Monday, March 12, 2012

Lady at Holiday Inn Express wanted to be on top floor - didn't want anyone above her. Dunno why - did she feel she didn't want anyone between her and god? Would it make her feel like she was having sex? Noise? Her noise?