Restaurants at home are rated one to five stars. Here it's on a one to five pig scale.
I passed like 250 Harleys today with only two guys riding em – an old guy with grey hair and a grey beard, or a bald, lanky skinny guy (ridin with apes of course).
Its not 'nine' its 'naaane
Ya can't take a peanut tank Sporty 70 miles past the middle of nowhere and then go – oh shit, how far can I go on a tank?
F-150's should come with H-D sticker in the back window. It would save much labor after the fact.
Tatoos can look bad on some women..
I know who Jimmy Durante's Ms Calabash was (“Goodnite Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.”)
Cell phone battery time, because you're so far from civilization, is measured in minutes.
Time to get served and money taken in stores is measured in hours. Makes buffets much more attractive.
If you're 6'1" and riding a Nightster, its more comfortable to ride from the rear fender.
They can make fried chicken that's better than a hot fudge sundae. It's a damn national treasure.
There's very few sounds worse than the sound of a tiny bit of gas sloppin around in a very hollow peanut tank.
They name swamps. And those swamps STINK.
Barns that are not collapsing appear to be illegal.
If you live in a single wide, it might be time to lower the donations to the beautiful church next door.
You can rent to own anything.
