TV Commercial - "I'm Shaquile O'Neil and I'm Comfortable in my own skin." Dude, you are 7'1" and like 330. Who else is gonna fit in your skin? Your skin probably weighs more than an average 12 year old..

Lady at Holiday Inn Express wanted to be on top floor - didn't want anyone above her. Dunno why - did she feel she didn't want anyone between her and god? Would it make her feel like she was having sex? Noise? Her noise?