If you have 15 or 16 boarding groups on a plane with 30 people why don't you just call people by name?

They should get a gate agent for the Chicago flight that doesn't say "Chick-cargo".  Its pronounced "Shicago"...

TV Commercial - "I'm Shaquile O'Neil and I'm Comfortable in my own skin." Dude, you are 7'1" and like 330. Who else is gonna fit in your skin? Your skin probably weighs more than an average 12 year old..

Lady at Holiday Inn Express wanted to be on top floor - didn't want anyone above her. Dunno why - did she feel she didn't want anyone between her and god? Would it make her feel like she was having sex? Noise? Her noise?

Life back..

you've got your life back when your kid(s) can haul their own gear...

How..

can there be a World Series of Poker every night?

Infiniti(y)

Am I the only person who doesn't think it strange that this isn't the symbol of the Infiniti car company?