62 - Love Love..

My brother has this half-in-law named Love. Smokin, but that's not the point here. How do you tell a girl named Love you Love her? You call her Love, how does she know you're not callin her? Do ya gotta go "Love Love" every time?

You know sometimes you shorten and you call out "Love.." like "Honehy". Remember Lovey in Gilligans Island? But if her name is Love, whats short for that? Do you call her "Hate"?

61 - Olympic Mop?

Who's the official mop sponsor of the 2010 Winter Olympics? I'm sorry folks, Curling isn't a sport. I think this curler picture speaks volumes...

60 - TIger I Am..

I do not care what Tiger has to say.
I do not care that he hit a tree.
I do not care that he's repaired his knee.
I do not care if he cheated on his wife.
I do not care if she chased him with a knife.
I do not care, what Tiger has to say.
Please stop talking about Tiger on ESPN all day..

59 - MSG

Am I the only person troubled that Madison Square Garden is round?

58 - Silence

Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver.

57 - Don't date..

someone you can play seesaw with one on one...

56 - HD

If you're drivin an HD F250 pickup - is it really necesary to put more HD decals on it?