13 - New York City Rules

Rule #1 - don't look up at buildings. Rule #2 - do not make eye contact or say hello no matter how nice they look Rule #3 - do not obey walking/traffic rules such as walk/don't walk Rule #4 - do not be polite Rule #5 - no picture taking (too late right?) Rule #6 - if it stops within 100 feet it's your cab no matter how many old/pregnant ladies are waiting Rule #7 - act like that WASN'T Shakira even if it was. Rule #8 - Carnegie for Lunch is borderline tourist so you must be careful - Corned Beef or Pastrami with mustard, russian dressing, cole slaw or swiss cheese. Mayonaise is strictly forbidden - its so tourist the waiters will mug you on your way out..