Wednesday, January 28, 2009

16 - Face Shots

Have you ever dated a face shot? I was new to Internet dating and mistakenly dated the women who only showed the face shots. You know what that means? She outweighs you by at least 100 lbs.

Is she's trying to get a man, or simply causing first dates to run out screaming?

Things heard from the man within 10 minutes of most face shot first dates:
"it's really nice to meet new friends.."
my mom just called and I've got to pick her up from Bingo
who the F are you lady?
when is the woman in the picture getting here?
we gotta take your truck to the movie, my car only seats 4..

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